I’ll take my heart back, and set the people free. I’ll leave the dead to die, and take who’s coming with me.
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.